Yep, that's me...according to the world of NBC. I'm a Non Mom Mom. You don't give birth to your child, you are a Non Mom Mom. Not only that, but you are put in the same category as a foster parent, orphanage worker or say a relative raising their niece, nephew, godson, grandchild. Huh. So I don't get to be mom...just some woman raising a child. Obviously NBC didn't stop by my house before coming up with this title because I promise you, had they bothered, they'd have heard nothing but the following...
Mom! He wiped his booger on me!
Mom! I can't find my pink shoes!
Mom! Where's my homework?
Mom, I swear I didn't do anything but the toaster is on fire!
MOM! I need a shoebox, gold glitter and 10 bucks for a school project today and I forgot to tell you so can you go get it and bring it to me at school?
BUT MOOOMMMM!
I love you mom...
Whew! Thank goodness I get my title from the only people it matters. My kids. Or is that my "Non Kid Kids"? I thank NBC though for their attempt at labeling me and giving me my blog name. I'm C, the "no Va Jay Jay Mom", welcome to my world...
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